February 2012
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Tomorrow I see if I'm going to win some donuts or...
If you take them from me I’ll kill you. <3 lol kidding just kidding
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Watching the voice and all I could think was ‘christina aguilera’s necklace is stuck inbetween her boobs’, and ‘are her arms double jointed?’ weird.
Anyways she’s a gem.
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I had always believed I was going to travel the...
But now I look at my life and I’m terrified of what the future might hold. I always try to date guys who I could see myself marrying in the future, but I don’t want to get married for a while.
Then why do I keep dating? Why am I setting myself up for heart break? I don’t know but I really do like him and I dont plan on giving him up. So then what? do I just make that...
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would it be bad if I just made myself a plate of bacon as a snack?
January 2012
4 posts
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You that know is this wrong
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watching movies and wasting the night away.
December 2011
1 post
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I guess you know I love you so even though you...
November 2011
2 posts
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Christmas tree hunting tomorrow, furs beware.
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uteruses before duderuses
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
8 posts
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first day of work, I’ll probably poop myself, just saying.
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Family
I was thinking and I really see most of my family like female bees, yeah they have a gender, but unless they’re the queen no one honestly wants to tap that or even for that matter take it behind the middle school and impregnate it.
Watchi’m hot i know nbd.
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Watchwatch the girl with the red and white swimsuit top.
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hahaha... what?
crazy lady- my nickname is jenna.
simon- and why is that?
crazy lady- because everywhere i go theres always a ton of LINDAS!
my head hurts, I’m dying
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how do they make perfume?
I've been on the computer so long that my dreams...
August 2011
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Hilarious family
Malcom: pinky come here I have to show you something
Pinky: uhh, okay?
Malcom: see that patch of dirt?
P: uhh yeah?
M: don't step there I'm growing poppies..
P: oh coo-
M: -I'm going to make opium. Ok?
P: do you even know how?
M: uhh DO YOU?
P: no, why would-
M: -yeah bye
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honestly im so glad i changed from last year
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this is my actual post that shall mark my return...
unfortunately I can’t share what i’ve learned in just this single post.
jercrispy asked: I hope you're enjoying the rest of your work crew experience. So glad to finally meet you in person :)
July 2011
8 posts
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“Do guys get growing pains in their wieners?”
– One of many serious questions that I ask my friend
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damnit
how do you get your friend to go home when she’s macking with the guy on the couch next to me.
“She missed him not enough to want him back but enough for it to hurt”
robots have the good life
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“Structural dissatisfaction: Returning to circumstances that once pleased you,...”
– Jennifer Egan (A visit from the goon squad)
June 2011
8 posts
GETTING GLASSES!
Is it wrong to be this excited?
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Dear father,
another year,
just one more that you’re not here.
These brick of sadness have built a wall around me that’s physically and emotionally impossible to break through by myself.
It’ll take an army to undo the lock that you hold the key to.
I want you to succeed and I love you, but at the same time it’s funny how the people you love the most are the people who can hurt you...
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On the hunt for overalls, I wont rest until I find...
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I don't know why I thought you would change
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today a family member bought a kitten for 25$
My first thoughts were
-Why the hell do we need more pets?
-I wonder what’s wrong with it.
And then I looked at it and it was adorable. But that’s beside the point. This said family member is an animal hoarder and if someone else doesn’t feed it then this cute cat will die. Also this animal freak found this kitty on craigslist (there is something wrong with her) and went all...
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When my aunt turns on the circulation fan on in...
and so the consequence is now I am starving.
May 2011
42 posts
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Anonymous asked: HI DAVENE LETS HANG OUT OVER SUMMER AND SMASH OUR FACES WHILE JUMPING OFF SWINGS.
Love,
Kevin
Love,
Kevin