January 2012
2 posts
3 tags
watching movies and wasting the night away.
Jan 22nd
Jan 16th
2,448 notes
December 2011
1 post
2 tags
I guess you know I love you so even though you...
Dec 16th
November 2011
2 posts
4 tags
Christmas tree hunting tomorrow, furs beware.
Nov 26th
2 tags
uteruses before duderuses
Nov 17th
October 2011
2 posts
Oct 31st
1 note
Oct 16th
September 2011
8 posts
2 tags
first day of work, I’ll probably poop myself, just saying.
Sep 28th
6 tags
Family
I was thinking and I really see most of my family like female bees, yeah they have a gender, but unless they’re the queen no one honestly wants to tap that or even for that matter take it behind the middle school and impregnate it.
Sep 28th
4 notes
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i’m hot i know nbd.
Sep 23rd
4 tags
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watch the girl with the red and white swimsuit top.
Sep 23rd
1 note
2 tags
hahaha... what?
crazy lady- my nickname is jenna.
simon- and why is that?
crazy lady- because everywhere i go theres always a ton of LINDAS!
Sep 22nd
my head hurts, I’m dying
Sep 21st
2 tags
how do they make perfume? 
Sep 21st
I've been on the computer so long that my dreams...
Sep 2nd
August 2011
4 posts
2 tags
Hilarious family
Malcom: pinky come here I have to show you something
Pinky: uhh, okay?
Malcom: see that patch of dirt?
P: uhh yeah?
M: don't step there I'm growing poppies..
P: oh coo-
M: -I'm going to make opium. Ok?
P: do you even know how?
M: uhh DO YOU?
P: no, why would-
M: -yeah bye
Aug 24th
1 tag
honestly im so glad i changed from last year
Aug 20th
3 tags
this is my actual post that shall mark my return...
unfortunately I can’t share what i’ve learned in just this single post.
Aug 17th
jercrispy asked: I hope you're enjoying the rest of your work crew experience. So glad to finally meet you in person :)
Aug 16th
July 2011
8 posts
Jul 16th
55,054 notes
2 tags
“Do guys get growing pains in their wieners?”
– One of many serious questions that I ask my friend
Jul 16th
1 tag
damnit
how do you get your friend to go home when she’s macking with the guy on the couch next to me.
Jul 14th
“She missed him not enough to want him back but enough for it to hurt”
Jul 8th
robots have the good life
Jul 3rd
3 tags
Jul 3rd
2 tags
Jul 3rd
“Structural dissatisfaction: Returning to circumstances that once pleased you,...”
– Jennifer Egan (A visit from the goon squad)
Jul 3rd
June 2011
8 posts
GETTING GLASSES!
Is it wrong to be this excited?
Jun 21st
1 note
5 tags
Jun 21st
3 tags
Dear father,
another year, just one more that you’re not here.  These brick of sadness have built a wall around me that’s physically and emotionally impossible to break through by myself.  It’ll take an army to undo the lock that you hold the key to. I want you to succeed and I love you, but at the same time it’s funny how the people you love the most are the people who can hurt you...
Jun 19th
2 tags
On the hunt for overalls, I wont rest until I find...
Jun 18th
Jun 11th
11 notes
3 tags
I don't know why I thought you would change
Jun 11th
1 tag
Jun 3rd
3 tags
today a family member bought a kitten for 25$
My first thoughts were -Why the hell do we need more pets? -I wonder what’s wrong with it. And then I looked at it and it was adorable. But that’s beside the point. This said family member is an animal hoarder and if someone else doesn’t feed it then this cute cat will die. Also this animal freak found this kitty on craigslist (there is something wrong with her) and went all...
Jun 2nd
8 tags
When my aunt turns on the circulation fan on in...
and so the consequence is now I am starving.
Jun 1st
May 2011
42 posts
4 tags
May 28th
Anonymous asked: HI DAVENE LETS HANG OUT OVER SUMMER AND SMASH OUR FACES WHILE JUMPING OFF SWINGS.
Love,
Kevin
May 27th
I need money.
May 26th
5 tags
“There is something beautiful about the broken glass and the tiny visions it...”
– The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven by Sherman Alexie
May 25th
1 tag
off to a younglife barbeque. (:
May 24th
1 note
jercrispy asked: its cool to not text me back
May 24th
4 tags
"You ruined us," he whispered.
May 23rd
4 tags
May 23rd
7 notes
Anonymous asked: Hi. What be the year of your birth and where in this great state of CA do you hail from?
May 22nd
3 tags
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jakeandamir: Business Ideas
May 21st
108 notes
5 tags
May 21st
2 tags
tonight's a 'I might' night
I might go see the school musical Once Apon a Mattress, just because of it’s raunchy title with my friend Taylor. But I just had a deep talk for an exhausting three minutes with a close friend so I might just fall asleep instead.  So any who I’m going to be here for a while so you guys should ask me stuff in my inbox to pass the time. (:
May 21st
7 tags
“Look at us, we’re sitting in the circle talking about relationships, God,...”
– That 70’s show
May 21st
4 tags
May 16th